Alan Aragon on clean carbs

Everyone knows that in order for a carb to be kleen, it must be pure in heart, mind, body, and spirit. Thus it must contain no fructose nor lactose. If it contains HFCS, you could die instantly, and everyone knows death is catabolic. If you wanna do it right, everyone knows dextrose is great, but waxy maize is even better because it goes straight to the muscles without hesitation.